Okto Vartogh Takes Flight

Saturday, October 2nd 2010

Okto Vartogh Takes Flight


Friday, October 1st 2010



Thursday, September 30th 2010


Manners and Lies

Wednesday, September 29th 2010

Imagine a mum and her kid in a shop.

"Look at that man, he's sweating," says the kid, loudly.

"Shh. You can't say that."

"Mummy. He's fat as well."

That wouldn't go down well.

Relko the Farnis

Tuesday, September 28th 2010

Relko the Farnis

Useful Quotes to Use in Everyday Conversation

Monday, September 27th 2010

If you're late:

  • Time and space mean nothing to me, it is hard to explain these things to mere mortals.

If you have been asked to do something and you haven't done it:

  • Ah, yes, but you gave me a fire sword. It will not slay the Skull King.

A quick reposte to any remark:

  • That may be so, but my gauntlet has magical properties that warp dimensions!

If all else fails:

  • Did you just smell your own shoe?

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