Primordial Pletheriodd

Saturday, November 13th 2010

Primordial Pletheriodd

King Jim the New Age

Friday, November 12th 2010

'Peasants,' intoned King Jim.

He raised a magisterial hand to quieten the crowd.

The peasants slowly quitened.

'The Royal Edict on Turnip reform was not enough,' the King said. 'We must do more.'

There was silence.

'Well,' said the King. 'Thankyou for your support.'

Pause.

'Your majesty,' cried a woman in the crowd. 'Does this mean more turnips?'

'Freedom!' said the King.

King Jim paused. The woman looked at him. He looked at her.

The King posed with his arms out. He lifted one leg.

'Each of you is a tree of life,' he said. 'The earth, the wind, the sun, the pain - all of it is yours. Feel the sap flow. Be one with your root system. I .. am ... the Tree.'

The King hugged some people with great enthusiasm.

Some of the peasants began to awkwardly hug each other, too.

The woman was bemused.

'O King ...' she began.

The King looked over at her in mid-hug.

'You look unfulfilled,' he said. 'Come - take this journey with us. Join this great emotional landscape. Become the tree.'

The King stood on one leg again. We waved his arm slightly.

'Let the wind course through your boughs,' he said.

Four Useful Tips Told to Me by a Wizard Many Moons Ago

Friday, November 12th 2010

Summon not Pyot, Chief Hoarder of Testicles.

Trust not the man who lives in a bucket.

When in peril, flee to the hill with the goat on it. The goat knows something you do not. If you don't see the goat hill, then seek out a hill diviner. He will furnish you with instructions.

Eat not of the scrod, nor of the inverted parnel, and squeeze not the orfling carplefess.

The Problem With Categories Explained Using Symbols

Thursday, November 11th 2010

Let's say you see something.

In your mind, it resembles this:

You categorise it ...

Dinner Party Cyclops with Sandals

Thursday, November 11th 2010

Dinner Party Cyclops with Sandals

Cyloptotron

Thursday, November 11th 2010

Cyloptotron!

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