Riddling Crofnuckle

Wednesday, June 15th 2011

Riddling Crofnuckle

Also known as the Rissling Croknucklus.

Rubbish

Tuesday, June 14th 2011

I was watching the bigs arm of the rubbish truck collect the rubbish bins this morning, and I thought:

"Amazing technology, how far we have come."

And then I thought:

"How long before the trucks are driver-less?"

And then I thought:

"How long before the driver-less trucks turn on their human masters in an orgy of rubbish-processing-based violence?"

:-)

... All was lost. The mighty hoard of laser-beaked cheese graters descended from the hills, followed by the automated toilets ... the pitiful remnants of the human resistance were finished ...

Paranoia and Truth

Monday, June 13th 2011

Paranoia rarely reveals much about the motivations of those you are paranoid about. But it does tell you about your true motivations! And what other people should be paranoid about when it comes to you.

:-)

Singing Munglidoo

Saturday, June 11th 2011

Singing Munglidoo

Molten Munglidoo

Friday, June 10th 2011

Molten Munglidoo

The Three Traditions

Thursday, June 9th 2011

Voltaire was on his deathbed.

"You should renounce the devil!" said the clergyman.

"This is no time to be making enemies," replied Voltaire.

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