Balls

Wednesday, June 22nd 2011

The meeting was not going well.

Larry pointed at the giant motivational picture on the wall. It was of two large spheres siting on a glistening black table. Underneath, in big, black, bold text:

Balls

"Goddamn it!" shouted Larry, frustrated. "Take charge!"

The others in the meeting sheepishly tried to avoid eye contact. Larry stood up.

"You've gotta put your balls on the table," he shouted.

Again, silence.

"Fuck! Just do it." He strode imperiously to the head of the table.

"I don't mean metaphorically," he said, opening his fly. "Metaphors are bullshit."

He adjusted his crotch for a moment.

"Like this," he said. "That's what you gotta do. Put those balls on the table."

A lady at the table slowly raised a tentative hand.

"I, er ..."

"Balls," said Larry. "Balls."

:-)

Heros Don't Use Modern Communication Methods

Tuesday, June 21st 2011

Heros don't communicate using modern technology.

They don't communicate using traditional words.

Or paper.

They use their Heropower to transmit Powerbeams of Infinite Thought Matter to the minds of those they deem worthy.

Young Arcadian is Sad

Monday, June 20th 2011

Young Arcadian is Sad

BisTalking Quizzx

Saturday, June 18th 2011

Bis Talking Quizzx

Mylas Wendo

Friday, June 17th 2011

Mylas Wendo

Centralisedhurkgopper

Thursday, June 16th 2011

Centralisedhurkgopper

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