Four Useful Tips Told to Me by a Wizard Many Moons Ago

Friday, November 12th 2010

Summon not Pyot, Chief Hoarder of Testicles.

Trust not the man who lives in a bucket.

When in peril, flee to the hill with the goat on it. The goat knows something you do not. If you don't see the goat hill, then seek out a hill diviner. He will furnish you with instructions.

Eat not of the scrod, nor of the inverted parnel, and squeeze not the orfling carplefess.