Encased in Crystal

Saturday, July 24th 2010

A thousand years ago, if something ...

  • ... was fought over by ancient, primeval forces best not mentioned by name;
  • ... and then burst into flames;
  • ... and then unleashed a form of acid that melted through everything - metal, stone, earth ...
  • ... and eventally came to rest in a cave
  • ... where it is encased in magical crystal by seven wizards

DO NOT, under any circumstances, think it's a good idea to cut into that crystal using a Kryptonic Vault Cutter and investigate whatever-it-is in detail.